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文科生看文科生:潇洒浪漫。理科生看理科生:聪明绝顶。文科生看理科生:呆。理科生看文科生:酸。文科生口头禅:茴香豆的茴有几咱写法,你会吗?(源自孔乙己) 理科生口头禅:1+1=?(源于陈景润) 文科生最头疼的事:1530元存了3个月零7天,银行利息2.14%,扣去20%的利息税,最后总共是多少? 理科生最头疼的事:情人节的前一天,在烛光下苦思冥想,给女朋友的卡片上写点什么才好呢? 文科生最常做的事:咬着笔杆发呆。理科生最常做的事:扶着眼镜发愣。文科生对文科生吹嘘:最近我对爱因斯坦的相对论做了进一步的研究。理科生对理科生吹嘘:《红楼梦》中的诗词歌赋,我已烂熟于心。文科生对理科生炫耀:古代音韵学学起来就像唱歌一样有趣。理科生对文科生炫耀:学微积分像打游戏一样好玩。文科生最激动的事:名字变成了铅字。理科生最激动的事:攒机成功。文科生最不爱听的夸奖:哇!你连莎士比亚都知道,
Liberal arts students to see liberal arts: chic and romantic. Science students science students: very smart. Liberal Arts students see science students: stay. Science students see liberal arts students: acid. (From Kong Yiji) Science students mantra: 1 + 1 =? (From Chen Jingrun) liberal arts students the most troublesome thing: 1530 yuan deposited 3 Month zero seven days, bank interest 2.14%, withholding 20% interest tax, in the end what is the total? Science students the most troublesome thing: the day before Valentine’s Day, in the candlelight meditation, write something to the girlfriend’s card What is the best? The most common thing for liberal arts students: biting a pen in a daze. Science students do most often: holding his glasses in a daze. Liberal arts students boast about liberal arts students: I recently made further study of Einstein’s theory of relativity. Science students brag about science students: “Poetry” in the “Dream of Red Mansions”, I have cooked in mind. Liberal arts students show off to science students: ancient phonology is just as fun as singing. Science students show off to liberal arts students: Calculus like learning to play games as fun. Liberal arts students most excited thing: the name into a typeface. Science students most excited thing: Zanji success. Liberal arts students most do not want to hear the compliment: wow! Even you know Shakespeare,